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Jade
Jade
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Here is the next question.
“If you were to join any dorm other than Savanaclaw, which dorm would you choose?”
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Ruggie
Ruggie
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Any dorm other than Savanaclaw, huh. Eh, I mean, I feel like no matter where I’d go, I’d do fine, so.
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Jade
Jade
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Then, how would you feel about coming to Octavinelle?
I’m sure you of all people would be able to immediately be granted an essential role in the Mostro Lounge.
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Ruggie
Ruggie
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What, and have to work ragged for you or Azul? I’ll pass on that.
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Jade
Jade
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I thought it was quite the enlightened idea… What a pity.
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Ruggie
Ruggie
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A transfer, huh… I’m thinkin’ maybe the ones that’ll have the most benefit for me would be Heartslabyul or Scarabia~
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Jade
Jade
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Benefit…?
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Ruggie
Ruggie
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Heartlabyul has their tea parties, and Scarabia has random banquets…
Basically, either of them’s got a ton of free food I can chow down on!
I’d be able to eat til my belly’s burstin’ there. And if I could take home whats leftover, I’d be able to save a ton of money when it comes to dinners, at least compared to other dorms.
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Jade
Jade
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Now that you mention it, I suppose that could be the case… Fufu, well done, Ruggie-san. You sure do have a keen eye for these things, don’t you?
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Ruggie
Ruggie
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If I had to choose one, I guess I’d pick Heartslabyul.
From what I’ve heard, they hold their Unbirthday parties often.
Back home, I wasn’t really able to eat sweets that much, so…
Bein’ able to stuff my stomach with all those super fancy cakes and tarts gots some appeal.
‘Sides, even if I went to Heartslabyl, Kalim-kun would prolly still invite me to his parties.
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Jade
Jade
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You really do think of everything, don’t you, Ruggie-san? Although, don’t you feel as though the Laws of the Queen of Hearts could be a hinderance?
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Ruggie
Ruggie
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Yeah, I guess when compared to my dorm, there’s a ton of hassles to deal with there.
I don’t know how they’re able to follow those rules so meekly. They take it super seriously there.
Eh, at least there’s always loopholes that can be found in any law.
Even if I transferred to Heartslabyul, I bet I’d be able to find my way around them.
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Ruggie
Ruggie
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So, with that, the interview’s over. That means next is…
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Jade
Jade
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It is time for the main event… The presentation of the “Gift of Good Fortune.”
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Ruggie
Ruggie
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…Jade-kun, you look like you’re enjoying this a bit too much.
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Jade
Jade
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Well, since today is your very special day, Ruggie-san…
I have carefully practiced my movements for this moment, to avoid any possible mishaps.
Just like this…
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[loud whoosh]
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Ruggie
Ruggie
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That sound you’re making as you swing’s pretty scary, man! Eh, you gonna actually be going that hard when you actually throw it…?
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Jade
Jade
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Of course. I shall fulfill my role as your presenter with all my sincere efforts.
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Ruggie
Ruggie
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Man, 'cause he gave me a rather normal present, I was kinda hoping this would end peacefully, but…
But I got a feast to go to after this, so… I ain’t got no choice, let’s just get this over with.
I’m ready. Come at me anytime!
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Jade
Jade
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Yes, of course, here I come…
Ruggie-san, Happy Birthday!
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