Sebek Zigvolt/Personal Story/SR Applepom

Sebek Personal Story

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PE Uniform Story

Halloween Story

Labwear Story

Ceremonial Robes Story

Outdoor Wear Story

Apprentice Chef Story

Applepom Story

Masquerade Dress Story

Birthday Boy Story

Dorm Uniform Story

Birthday Jacket Story

New Year's Attire Story

Broomquet Birthday Story

Armor of Eternal Night Story (missing)

Platinum Jacket Story

This story has been fan-translated by xnotyuki, and proofread by okaykei (JP), and chenyafanclub (EN).

This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game.
DO NOT REPOST ANY TRANSLATIONS FROM THIS WIKI.

A Piece of Cake


Harveston - Outside Assembly Hall
Sebek Sebek	Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff! ALRIGHT! I'M DONE WITH PUSH UPS FOR THE DAY! What type of training should I do next? I'm already done with my stretches, running, and squats… Right! I'll train by drawing water from the well! Turn the handle, and pull the bucket full of water up…
Splish-splash…
Sebek Sebek	AND ONCE I'VE DRAWN THE WATER, I'LL LOWER THE BUCKET ONCE AGAIN!
SPLAAAASSHH!!
Idia Idia	U-Umm… Sir Sebek, it's still dawn, so like… Could you quiet down a little?
Sebek Sebek	Dawn, you say? It's already past six in the morning. Why don't you wash up, have some breakfast or go on a walk or something? Otherwise, could it be that you're here to train with me, Idia?
Idia Idia	train? me? who are you kidding lol in the first place, 6am is definitely sleep time for nocturnals like yours truly! i'd prefer if you didn't wake me up with all your noise!
Sebek Sebek	How pathetic of you! You may be a fellow dorm leader of Lord Malleus's, but you really are leagues beneath his esteemed self.
Marja Marja	Good morning, darlings.
Sebek Sebek	Morning, Marja. If you're searching for Epel, he's cleaning up the assembly hall.
Marja Marja	Oh, thank you for informing me, dear. I didn't come here with the intention of meeting him, however. I'm actually here to split the firewood required for the fireplace. Today might also turn chilly, you see.
Idia Idia	what? splitting firewood this early...? too OP...
Marja Marja	Why, it's alright, really. It's a simple task since I'll be using this log splitter. This can make quick work of even the thickest of logs.
Sebek Sebek	Hmph. Depending on machinery to split logs shows just how weak you really are… This is why you humans are so…!
Idia Idia	hah? what's wrong with using machines? ever heard of the word "optimisation"?
Sebek Sebek	The only thing you can truly rely on in times of need is your very own body itself. What would you do if your machinery were to break right as you needed it?
Idia Idia	fix it up and problem solved~ no machine is unfixable by yours truly after all
Marja Marja	You just have to place your log here, start up the engine, and… Oh? Not a single peep or gesture from it. Is it broken, by any chance? Oh, dear, this is quite the bother. Even if I were to order a replacement right now, it would take at least half a month to be delivered…
Sebek Sebek	Look at that. It broke down the second we brought it up. Hey, why don't you get to fixing it, human?
Idia Idia	What...? Such a pain, though... I just wanna go back to sleep...
Sebek Sebek	What's that? Looks like all that talk earlier about being able to fix any machine was just plain old hyperbole in the end.
Idia Idia	HAH? hyperbole??? do u not realise that fixing up a meager machine like this would legit be so easy that it'd bore me to tears?????? madame marja, allow me to borrow your log splitter for a bit. i'm gonna show a certain fool whose only strength lies in his brute force what I've got!
Sebek Sebek	Hmph! I shall go ahead and split the logs while Idia's fixing it, then.
Marja Marja	My goodness, dear, will you truly? It'd be such a great help if you did. I don't mind. Splitting logs can be a form of physical training. Plus, it'd allow me to train my core muscles as well. I was stumped while trying to train earlier since I didn't have any training gear here, so this works out just right for me.
Chop! Chop! Chop!
Sebek Sebek	Phew… With that, the logs here have all been chopped.
Marja Marja	This is quite the surprise… You chopped enough firewood to last an entire month in a split second! You were a lot quicker than the log splitter itself, even!
Sebek Sebek	This wasn't even enough work to be considered training. Do you have more woodchopping work that I could do?
Marja Marja	Let me think… Since you've already chopped all the wood needed for the assembly hall… Would it be possible to request that you chop the logs at our home as well?
Sebek Sebek	Of course, no problem. Let us make haste and head to your homestead!

Harveston - Epels Home
Chop! Chop! Chop!
Marja Marja	Oh, Sebek, you've been a tremendous help. Ahh, I can't even begin to express how grateful I am for all you've done.
Sebek Sebek	It's simple, really. This much is a piece of cake.
Villager A	Oh, wot a bother...
Sebek Sebek	Hm? What's going on? That villager just emerged from the neighbouring house…
Villager A	D'ye mind choppin' firewood fir me, too? I'd usually do it mi'sen, but it's tough, tha si. Since tha young folks are 'ere, would ya mind gi'in' us a wee 'and 'ere, as well?
Sebek Sebek	Hmph! All you humans here in Harveston sure are weak in will. Alright, show me the way!


Harveston - Apple Square
Sebek Sebek	Hiyah!!!
Chop! Chop! Chop!
Villager B	Tha name's Sebek, aye? Tan'y so much, yer an absolute star.
Sebek Sebek	That's the fifth house now. I chopped the wood for all the families living in this area after I was lead here, but...it still doesn't feel enough.
Villager A	The firewood's all reight now...but there's one more favour I'd laik t' ask of ye if ye don't mind.

Harveston
Sebek Sebek	All I have to do is to get this crate of freshly picked apples to Kokko Market?
Villager A	Aye, aye. Th' plan is t' use these t' make summat like apple pie or apple juice, ye si. T' nutrients of apples picked in t' mornin' 'alves by the taim evenin' rolls around, and t' sugar content drops too. But then...
Sebek Sebek	You ended up having to rely on your wheelbarrow to transport them since your car's currently in use…I see now. Really now... Struggling over such a miniscule matter truly leaves me too flabbergasted for words. Leave the transportation to me, and be sure to thank me while you're at it!

Harveston - Outside Assembly Hall
Idia Idia	Ah…Sir Sebek and Madame Marja are back…
Marja Marja	Apologies for being so tardy, love You see, dear Sebek here was just so very popular in the village.
Sebek Sebek	I was asked for help wherever we went, and it ended up taking a lot out of me. But it's also thanks to them that I could work up a good sweat!
Idia Idia	Heehee! You may be late to the party, but it's time to bid farewell to manual labour like that! Because I've fixed up the log splitter!
Marja Marja	My, my, have you now? Thank you so much, Idia, love.
Idia Idia	Both its horsepower and user-friendliness have been boosted greatly! It's about to turn the world of log splitters on its head! I'll be switching it on then… Enhanced Hyper-powered Harveston Log Splitter Mk-I, I command thee, rise!
Chop chop chop chop chop chop!
Sebek Sebek	…It split such a thick log into two perfect halves like it was nothing. I suppose this shows that machinery is also not one to be underestimated after all.
Idia Idia	Fuheeheehee… How d'you like that?! Feast your eyes on this overwhelming power! Its output has been boosted by 400%!
Marja Marja	I-It's certainly as amazing as you say…but it splits the logs so quickly that I'm quite afraid that my hand might easily get caught in it by accident.
Idia Idia	Worry not, for it has a safety mechanism. It automatically stalls when its sensor detects that the user is in immediate danger. When you place a log on this tray, an automated scan of its size will be conducted. The data from that will then be used by the AI to both adjust and finetune its power accordingly so that...
Marja Marja	…Huh? What was that? I couldn't catch a word of what you just said… Pardon my frankness, but I don't think this is fit for us elderly folk to use.
Idia Idia	Wha-? Oh, no no, it's perfectly okay to use. Easy! Multipurpose! Safe! Efficient!
Marja Marja	Um… I'm deeply sorry, but is it possible for you to change it back to its original state?
Idia Idia	…How can this be?! How can a user be unable to adapt to the specs of their appliance…?!
Sebek Sebek	I empathise with your pains, Marja. I was also ambushed by such perplexed feelings from the second I stepped out of my hometown of Briar Valley. Convenient machinery is just like magic. Even if you're gifted with them, it doesn't necessarily mean that you can master their use instantly.
Idia Idia	…I'll go ahead and reassemble it then… I've already fixed the fault, so it should be able to work as it used to.
Marja Marja	That would be a delight. Thank you so much, Idia.
Idia Idia	Oh man, who would've thought that this would end up being twice the effort it should. Really shoulda just left all the brute work to Sir Sebek to handle to begin with.
Sebek Sebek	Hmph! This is proof that one's own body is truly reliable in times of need after all.
Villager A	O~i! O Sebek!
Sebek Sebek	Hm?
Villager A	I 'urt me back while werkin' in the fields…so Ahm reet thankful that tha could 'elp me chop me wood.
Villager C	I got 't express ahr thanks fer all ye did, too. If it weren't for ye, the apples wouldn't 'ave been delivered on taim.
Sebek Sebek	Hmph, it's not like that amount of work could wear me out. This is why you humans are so…
Villager A	Ta so much, Sebek dear. Please, tek these apples picked from morn' as a token of ahr appreciation.
Sebek Sebek	…This many?! There has to be tens of these in here… Don't you think this is too much to give?
Marja Marja	Why, it's because everyone is that happy with you! Please, don't hesitate to accept them, dear.

Diasomnia Dorm - Lounge
-The next day
……
Sebek Sebek	...That was one such experience I had while I was there.
Malleus Malleus	Is that so? It is great that you could enjoy your time at your destination.
Sebek Sebek	No, sir! It wasn't fun in the slightest... I was put through so much trouble by the villagers.
Lilia Lilia	Kekeke, but it certainly didn't sound that way to us. What other experiences did you have at Harveston?
Sebek Sebek	Another event would be…

Harveston - Apple Square
Sebek Sebek	You wish to hand this soup to me?
Shopkeep	Aye. S'just a salmon soup. Gi' thi'sen a good fill while it's still pipin' hot, fresh from t' stove, yeah?

Sebek Sebek	blowing noises… Gulp… This is delicious! The salmon is exceptionally good! It's so silky that it melts in my mouth. It must have been simmered for just the right amount of time! The herbs used in the broth also add a fresh flavour to it! It fits the salmon so well! On top of that, it's warming me up! It's truly a life saver since I was freezing to my very bones up till now! But giving this out for free is beyond comprehension… Are you sure this is fine? This is stock that you're selling, right?
Shopkeep	Why, Ahm just reet chuffed that tha young lads came 't Harveston! Tek 'e soup, it's on the 'ouse!
Sebek Sebek	What a magnanimous village this is… Don't you think you're all too laid-back?

Diasomnia Dorm - Lounge
Sebek Sebek	…That was another incident that happened while I was there. The people of Harveston are always smiling…to the point where I could lose my mind.
Lilia Lilia	I see… It seems you were blessed with pleasant encounters.
Silver Silver	Yeah. That's great, Sebek.
Sebek Sebek	W-Well… The trip was certainly not a bad one.
Malleus Malleus	Your tales of your excursion are truly intriguing. Could you tell me more about it in detail?
Sebek Sebek	Yes! (May as well take the offer if Epel invites me over again. The villagers need me to split their logs and help with the farmwork, after all.)