| Pomefiore Dorm - Ballroom | ||
Leona  |
Without swaying my hips, just got to put my legs forward… keep my knees straight when my feet hit the ground…
Cross my legs with each step as if I was walking along a single straight line…. but keep my stride wide, push out my chest. | |
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Leona |
….. There, how’s that.
A fashion show ‘walk’. I assume there are no further complaints? | |
Vil  |
….. You get full marks.
Now aren’t you a changed man compared to just a few days ago. What made you get so serious all of a sudden? | |
Leona |
I could hardly get motivated since fashion shows are pretty much rubbish…
But I’m also sick of being stuck with you. So I figured it’d be “easier” to just get it over with. Now isn’t that amenable of me, heh? | |
Vil |
You got serious just so you could take it easy? … You’re so lazy I might actually be impressed. | |
Leona |
I’m done with your walking class. So I’ll say goodbye to your “lessons” now. | |
Vil |
So naive. Did you really think that the world of “walking” would be composed of just learning how to walk? | |
Leona |
Wha-? There’s more!? | |
Vil |
Naturally. There’s still the most important thing. Namely…
Posing!!! | |
Leona |
Posing…? | |
Vil |
To make sure we draw everyone’s gaze towards you on the runway, we have to select an alluring pose. That’s the point of a fashion show.
You might be an amateur, but surely you’ve at least seen it on TV or in magazines. For example, when you reach the end of the runway, you could put your hand on your hip… ….. | |
| Vil poses, and sparkles fly across the screen | ||
Vil |
And strike a pose like this. | |
Leona |
That’s not related to walking. | |
Vil |
“Posing” is a part of walking.
You must strike a dazzling pose, or else you won’t be able to steal their gazes. In addition, a pose reflects the model’s life experience. So that doesn’t mean you can just do the same thing as me. | |
Leona |
Aa~aagh-, what a pain. You can just go and pick the right one for me. | |
Vil |
….. Hmph. I had a feeling you’d just say it was a pain.
That’s why I prepared some cooperative helpers to deal with your uncooperative self. | |
Leona |
The way this is going…
I got a bad feeling about this. | |
Rook  |
'Ello, Roi Du Leon! Your hair is beautiful as usual today, tres bien! | |
Cater  |
Seeing Leona get all serious is pretty rare~! Let’s take a MagiCam pic to remember it by ♪ | |
| *camera snap* | ||
Leona |
…
Rook and Cater… Two extra noisy dudes have joined us… Why would you ever ask these guys for help? | |
Vil |
Rook has a deep understanding of beauty. And Cater is familiar with all the latest trends.
So they’ll be serving as your “posing advisers”. | |
Rook |
I’m here to bring out Leona-kun’s “beauty”, right? ~ Leave it to me. | |
Cater |
We’re going to teach you the sweetest viral poses ♪ | |
Leona |
…
… Hah. Fine. If you two are just going to be noisy the whole time you’re going to make me want to die. So let’s just get this over with. | |
Leona Kingscholar/Personal Story/SSR Gala Couture
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This story has been fan-translated by Woop. This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game. |
| After Making Me Do All This |
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| Pomefiore Dorm - Ballroom | ||
Vil |
It’s time to brainstorm the perfect pose to make Leona stand out during the fashion show…
First of all, let’s hear Rook and Cater’s opinions. | |
Cater |
Hmm~, that’s right~… | |
Leona |
… | |
Cater |
How about the ever-popular mysterious upturned eyes? …. Hm!!! Oh, and try pulling in your chin ☆ | |
Leona |
Grhhh!!!!!! | |
Rook |
I want you to look a little more ephemeral, Leona-kun. Can you hold your hand out towards me?
Now stare into the void…. like that… As if you’re asking a prince for aid!… | |
Leona |
Wha? I don’t understand the shit you’re on about… | |
Rook |
Non! Your body has to face me like this!! Make your shoulders crips and parallel with the ground!!!! | |
Leona |
Ugh-!!!!! | |
Rook |
Ah yes, why don’t you try holding some flowers? What would look better, yellow or pink?
How confounding… You know what, let’s put both on your shoulders to try it out! | |
Cater |
Ooh, in that case, we can surround your face with flowers to give the impression of a slim face… | |
Leona |
… Fuc'ing annoying!!!!! | |
Rook & Cater  |
Ouch-!! | |
Leona |
Stop touching me with your sticky hands. It’s disgusting.
To start with I don’t need such detailed instructions…. things like pulling in my chin, putting out my hand. Let’s quit all this tedious talking and skip to trying the real thing. It’ll be much faster. | |
Vil |
… Really? Aren’t you awfully confident? | |
Leona |
You bastards want “mysterious” and “ephemeral”, right?
Well, I’ll answer your prayers. So shut up and watch. ….. There. Feeling satisfied? | |
| …. | ||
Rook |
Roi du Leon…
……. That is some beautiful posing! | |
Cater |
And totes natural~! Could it be you’re not a stranger to it!? | |
Leona |
You know, back home, we often have to pose for portraits and commemorative photos and so on.
So this much is easy. | |
Cater |
Po-, portraits… that’s the royal family for you. | |
Vil |
…
… Not bad. | |
Leona |
Haha-! See!?
Well then, with this the lesson is finally over… | |
Vil |
But. | |
| “But”? | ||
Vil |
… It’s ordinary. | |
| !? | ||
Leona |
Saying that…. after making me do all this…
You’re calling it ordinary!?.. | |
Vil |
I’d consider it an “ordinary” level of pretty. You got some mystery and ephemeralness in there, and your concept wasn’t bad either.
…. But just that won’t cut it. In order for “Operation: Eyes on me, not the tiara" to succeed, you have to have “something” more than ordinary. And your current pose lacks this “something”. | |
Rook |
…. I see. When you put it that way, I want to see what Leona can bring out beyond this point.
In the end, Vil’s judgments when it comes to beauty are accurate as always!~ | |
Vil |
However, I am somewhat troubled since I’m not sure what the “something” you’re lacking is at this moment. | |
Rook |
Hm, that is a tough question. What do you think, Leona-kun? | |
Vil |
…? Where is Leona? | |
Cater |
Ummm, about Leona-kun….
He said “I give up” and went back to Savanaclaw ♪ | |
Rook & Vil  |
!? | |
Vil |
This irresponsible man!… I will chase you! | |
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| Savanaclaw Dorm - Leona's Room | ||
| *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* | ||
| Vil | LEONA!!! UNLOCK THIS DOOR. | |
Leona  |
These rude assholes…
Haa~ah. I’ll just go take a nap. | |
| Ruggie | … Huh? What are y’all doing in front of Leona’s door? | |
| Cater | Ah, Ruggie-kun. We got ourselves in a bit of a mess… | |
Leona |
… | |
| Ruggie | … I see. So Leona went and locked himself away in his room. | |
Leona |
… | |
| Ruggie | Well, Leona-san always forgets to lock the bay window. | |
Leona |
!? | |
| Rook | Thank you, Monsieur Dandelion! | |
Rook |
Excuse the intrusion, Leona-kun. | |
Vil |
Look at you all tucked into your blankets, sweetly snoozing away…. aren’t you a good kid. | |
Leona |
Ruggie… you bastard!… | |
Ruggie  |
I-I had no other choice!
If the show fails because of Leona, then I’ll be the one in trouble for exchanging the tiara, ya know. | |
Vil |
…. As for me, I hate doing things halfway. We will do this perfectly.
Founded on the Fairest Queen’s spirit of encouragement… It’s the pride of Pomefiore!!! | |
Leona |
Don’t pull on my blankets!!
I went out of my way to help out, and all I get in return are complaints… I followed all your instructions already. I can’t go further than this. | |
Rook & Cater |
That…. | |
Leona |
Sorry, but I’m not going to waste any more effort on this.
It’s time to sleep. | |
| *blanket SWOOSH* | ||
Vil |
…!! | |
Ruggie |
Aa~aah. He’s completely wrapped up in his blankets now. He won’t be waking up for a while. | |
Cater |
What should we do? If he’s acting like this, the posing isn’t exactly… | |
Vil |
Fufu…. | |
| Huh? | ||
Vil |
Fufu…. Fufufu-! I got it! The inspiration I needed! | |
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| Classroom | ||
Cater |
It’s almost time for Leona-kun’s fashion show.
Will he be able to nail the posing in front of the queen of Pixie Hollow? Vil-kun appeared to have come up with something, but he didn’t tell me the details… Ah, I’m worried~ ☆ | |
Idia  |
Ex.. excuse me…
Sp-speaking of…. Mr. Cater…. Tha…that… I-if, yo..you’d like… My dro..drone is streaming…. If… if you’d like to v..iew. | |
Cater |
Eh, what~? I didn’t hear what you were saying. | |
Idia |
Ah-, yea-yeah. It’s, um, nothing.
(Aah~ This is why I hate these cheery chara-types that don’t listen. It’s like they got an bug in their personal space systems.) | |
| Fairy Announcer | Please give them a warm welcome! | |
Cater |
Kalim-kun and Jamil-kun got some real cool dance moves. Makes me want to put it on Magicam straight away. | |
Idia |
Jamil-dono is in great shape!… | |
| Fairy Announcer | The fairy in the middle is looking majestic. | |
Leona |
… | |
Cater |
It’s Leona-kun! | |
| Fairy Announcer | Eyes that shine like the sun, with healthy sunkissed skin! He comes adorned in celestial-looking white garments around his powerful muscles.
He perfectly matches the “Exotic” theme of this year’s Fairy Gala. | |
Fairy A  |
A melancholy atmosphere, but with magnificent footwork. What kind of fairy is this! | |
Fairy B  |
He simply exudes elegance, and he’s dressed in such a luxurious garment… Surely, he must be a well-known fairy. | |
Leona |
Yeah, yeah, make some noise about how much you love me…
… Now’s the time to really take it all in. | |
| Fairy Announcer | At last, he’s hit the end of the runway. What kind of pose is he going to show us? | |
Leona |
I have to hide my annoyance… And show them all the “special something” that Vil decided on.
“Operation: Eyes on me, not the tiara“ … Will be a success! | |
| Fairy Announcer | Thi-, this is!!!??? | |
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| Fairy Announcer | … …
… I can’t believe my eyes! Just a moment ago, this fairy that was so mysterious and ephemeral. … Suddenly went and swept around his heavy cape, took a wide step outwards, and pulled off an incredibly gallant turn! He’s still maintaining that original vibe of ennui but…. despite all that, it’s super dynamic!!!!! I’ve never seen a fairy with such a bold and powerful pose in my entire liiii~ife!! | |
Cater |
Tha, that movement!
That movement… that’s… The same as when he covers himself with the blanket!! | |
Idia |
Oh! I see, a blanke…
… Huh? A blanket? What? Why? | |
Vil  |
Indeed! | |
Idia |
Eek! More people! | |
Cater |
Oh, Vil-kun. And Professor Crewel too. | |
Vil |
When I saw Leona forcefully covering himself with his blankets to go sulk in bed…
I was inspired. Intensity… It’s one of the few strengths that that lazy Leona possesses. What Leona’s pose was missing was his own brand of ferocious crudeness. | |
Leona |
… | |
| Fairy A | A whole array of rough yet beautiful poses… I wish I could be one of the locks to brush against his face. | |
| Fairy B | Those sharp eyes, and that provocative wrinkle between the brows…! Totally exotic. | |
Leona |
Oi, you guys. Enough with the whispering…
Instead, come on and praise me more. | |
| Fairies | KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! | |
| Fairy A | PLEASE! SHOWER US IN YOUR FAIRY DUST!! | |
| Fairy B | SCATTER IT ALL OVER US-! | |
Leona |
Here! | |
| *scatter* !! | ||
| Fairies | KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!! | |
Crewel  |
Good boy, Kingscholar. You can do it when you try, hm.
He really makes the costume shine with his gallant movements. It was worth making it. | |
Idia |
Everyone’s eyes were glued to Mr. Leona… I get nauseous just thinking about it. | |
Cater |
He was pretty unwilling, but he managed to completely captivate all the fairies at the Gala.
As expected from Leona-kun ♪ | |
| Fairy Announcer | Everyone… Please give him your applause!!!! | |
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Jamil  |
Leona-senpai, thanks for the hard work. | |
Leona |
The cheers were so loud, my ears hurt… I’m going to take a break. | |
Kalim  |
Eh? But we can’t keep Ruggie waiting near the entrance! | |
Leona |
… I’ll go when I’m done.
The show is already over. You can do whatever you want. | |
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