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This story has been fan-translated by j-mee.
This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game. DO NOT REPOST ANY TRANSLATIONS FROM THIS WIKI.
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Vil
Vil
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The presenter chosen by the Magical Birthday Dice should be here any minute.
I wonder what they’ll ask me this year. I hope they make the interview worth my time…
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Trey
Trey
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Hey now, don’t lay on the pressure… I’ve already got enough work cut out for me as it is.
Happy birthday, Vil. If I may do the honors, I'll be your presenter today.
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Vil
Vil
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Ara, well if it isn't you, Trey. So you were the one they put in charge of bringing me my good fortune.
I wonder what my fans would say if they knew you were handing me my present in person.
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Trey
Trey
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Haha, I'd be in real trouble if the whole world were looking at me with envy. I hope you'll keep it our little secret.
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Vil
Vil
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Oh? That was a pretty witty comeback. I suppose I'll spare you from posting a picture of us on Magicam, then.
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Trey
Trey
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In that case, let's get started. I'm not sure if you'll like it, but here... Take it.
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Vil
Vil
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Thanks. I wonder what could be inside.
Is this... a neck massager?
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Trey
Trey
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I'm not surprised you know about them. I only found out they made massagers this small not too long ago.
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Vil
Vil
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Body care is basic beauty. The subject of this one here tends to come up often when I'm with other models.
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Trey
Trey
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Is that so? Then I guess I made the right choice.
Besides your regular duties as Pomefiore's leader, you're always working hard on film research club stuff and your modeling job, yeah?
Before you know it that fatigue can really start to build up… So I thought I’d give you something to help you relax.
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Vil
Vil
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How considerate of you, Trey, as usual. While I do have a good massager, I don’t have a neck one like this.
Since it’s the kind that goes around your neck, I can use it while I’m doing my skincare routine or reading.
And since it’s compact I can take it with me when I’m on the go. It might be nice to use at photoshoots while I’m getting my make-up done.
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Trey
Trey
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While you're getting your make-up done, huh... I guess in your case you'd have to consider the best timing.
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Vil
Vil
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Ara? And it comes with a heating pad attachment, too?
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Trey
Trey
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That’s right. I thought it’d be more useful if it had some other settings, too.
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Vil
Vil
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Well that certainly was thoughtful of you. How well your make-up goes on depends on your circulation, so I’m glad it heats your neck as well.
But besides that, the heat can help relieve any areas that tend to get stiff.
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Trey
Trey
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Yeah. When they put the hot towel around my neck after a haircut it feels great, like I could nod off right there.
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Vil
Vil
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I like preparing hot towels myself, too.
They're handy if you leave them on your face for a while, making it easier to cleanse impurities from your skin or relieve tired eyes.
Thanks to your present, I can step up my beauty care. I appreciate it.
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Trey
Trey
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Let’s get to the interview, then. The first question is…
“If you had to pick someone to be on a deserted island with, who would you choose?”
It can’t be anyone from your own dormitory, though.
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Vil
Vil
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A deserted island, you say… I’d bring Lilia.
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Trey
Trey
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That was fast. But no doubt seeing as he's a capable mage and pretty physically athletic, he'd probably be a good choice.
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Vil
Vil
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Ara, well I didn't choose him just for his ability, you see.
I was mainly focusing on his uncanny amount of experience and knowledge.
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Trey
Trey
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Ah... Sometimes when he's talking it's like he's giving a first hand account of past eras and far away lands.
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Vil
Vil
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Besides the past, you get the feeling he’s been to a number of foreign countries.
When I was younger my father used to take me traveling around the world with him, and I feel like we’d have a lot in common talking about what regions we’re familiar with.
The experience my father gave me of being able to interact with so many people in each country has been an invaluable one.
It’s given me the ability to be a good judge of character and seeing different people’s mannerisms has proved useful for getting into roles for film and on stage…
And, through getting to know about the lifestyle and cuisine in each place, come up with ideas for new potions.
So if I took Lilia, who has experience in the culture and customs of a number of places himself…
I wouldn’t be surprised if he had some good insight for being on a deserted island.
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Trey
Trey
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I see. You value his experience.
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Vil
Vil
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That’s right. I wouldn’t be able to do any self care on a deserted island so I’d want to escape that kind of harsh environment as soon as possible.
In a situation like that, I’d have no use at all for someone sheltered who needed me to constantly be on the lookout for them.
I could find a way off by myself, but having someone else to help make it easier— that kind of partner would be ideal.
So in light of his abundant knowledge and experience, as well as his superior physical and magical ability, that’s why I picked Lilia.
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Trey
Trey
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I can imagine with your precise guidance you could find a good way off but…
You never know what might happen, and two heads are better than one.
I can understand why you’d value his knowledge and experience.
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Vil
Vil
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I’m glad you find my answer satisfactory. Shall we continue with the rest of the interview, then?
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Trey
Trey
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Okay, next question.
“If you were to transfer into another dormitory besides Pomefiore, which one would you choose?”
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Vil
Vil
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Me? Enter another dormitory other than Pomefiore?
Tell me, Trey. Could you imagine me wearing another dormitory’s outfit besides Pomefiore’s?
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Trey
Trey
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Not really… Personally I think Pomefiore’s one suits you best.
But I imagine you could pull off any dorm’s outfit, right?
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Vil
Vil
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Well naturally I could.
I can’t comprehend why someone would want to change dormitories from the one chosen for them by the Dark Mirror, but I’ll entertain the thought.
As far as learning about the spirit of the Great Seven goes, all of them are appealing.
Though when it comes to transferring to another dorm, Savanaclaw and Scarabia are out of the question.
The harsh sun and dry climate would be terrible for my skin. Just the thought of living there makes me shudder.
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Trey
Trey
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Besides the skin thing, I think the heat would be pretty hard to adjust to if you weren’t used to it.
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Vil
Vil
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The climate at Ignihyde is fine, but the atmosphere there really isn’t my style…
I’ve made my decision. I’d choose Diasomnia to transfer into.
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Trey
Trey
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Diasomnia, huh? You’d give off an entirely different impression in their uniform.
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Vil
Vil
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The design isn’t bad. I’d like to try it on once.
Besides, I can sympathize with the Thorn Witch’s noble spirit.
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Trey
Trey
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You’d probably be able to get yourself a good position there, too.
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Vil
Vil
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Probably. Though I wouldn’t attempt to do anything like challenge Malleus for the housewarden’s seat.
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Trey
Trey
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I don’t blame you. In your case, you were nominated for the position by the previous leader...
And I’m not surprised you were given a leadership position based on being dependable and winning everyone’s trust here.
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Vil
Vil
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I didn’t particularly go out of my way or anything. It was just the natural result from not doing anything that would disgrace my reputation.
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Trey
Trey
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Haha… I guess pulling off something that would normally prove difficult for most with a straight face is just one of your strengths.
Seeing as it's an interview and all, mind if I ask if there’s anything you’d like to try if you were in Diasomnia?
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Vil
Vil
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I see you’ve settled nicely into your role as presenter.
Well, I suppose it’s more of something I’d like to know rather than try…
Of course I’d like to polish up my skills with students that are adept at using magic…
But at the same time I’d like to learn even more about potionology.
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Trey
Trey
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Potionology? But isn’t Pomefiore the best dorm for that?
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Vil
Vil
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It is. However, Diasominia has a number of fae students from Briar Valley enrolled there.
I’ve heard there are a variety of rare medicinal herbs that are native to Briar Valley, and it’s likely there are some potions only passed down between fae, don‘t you think?
Not to get too carried away with all this what-if talk… but I think I’d be able to learn quite a lot and make my stay there a meaningful one.
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Trey
Trey
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Well that’s it for the interview. So Vil… Are you ready?
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Vil
Vil
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Oh? Seems like you’ve been looking forward to this, Trey.
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Trey
Trey
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Not at all! Anyone would sweat over being the one to present Vil Schoenheit’s “gift of good fortune”.
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Vil
Vil
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I bet they would. When it’s all said and done, let’s take a photo to celebrate. In honor of you gathering up the courage to rise to the occasion, of course.
We don’t have many opportunities like this left… I’m sure it’ll be a memory neither of us forget, don’t you?
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Trey
Trey
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Haha… I might as well take you up on the chance, considering. Let’s make some memories, then.
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Vil
Vil
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Hit me with your best shot, Trey. Make sure you don’t get too nervous and miss.
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Trey
Trey
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Happy birthday… Vil!
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