Episode 5-41: Let It All Out!
|
|
Deuce
Deuce
|
I’m the only one here, so take everything you’ve wanted to say and shout it out at the top of your lungs.
You’ll feel a lot better just from doing that!
|
Epel
Epel
|
Okay…I’ll do it.
Hhhhhhh…
JUST BECAUSE YOU TELL ME TO BE CUTSIE DOESN’T MEAN I CAN ALL OF THE SUDDEN!
|
Deuce
Deuce
|
!!??
|
Epel
Epel
|
MY HOMETOWN IS SO SMALL THERE ARE MORE COWS THAN PEOPLE AND I’M A FARM BOY!!!
DROPPIN’ MY ACCENT WHEN I TALK IS HARD ENOUGH!
I’VE ONLY EVER DANCED IN TOWN FESTIVALS OR FIELD DAYS FOR FUN!
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT FASHION IS OR HOW TO BE ELEGANT!?
FOR STARTERS I DON’ WANNA BE CUTE!
I WANNA BE A BIG, STRONG, MANLY MAN!!
SCREW YOU!!!!
Huff Puff Sigh Oh man, I feel great!
|
Deuce
Deuce
|
I-I only got like half of that. Was that your…accent!?
Where are you from exactly, Epel?
|
Epel
Epel
|
From a little place called the Village of Harvest located in the mountains in the northern part of the Land of Pyroxene.
The dorm head told me that my accent’s real hard to understand, so I shouldn't speak it in front of others.
He always tells me to speak politely to my elders, lose the accent, and don’t shout.
I’m so done with all of this crap!
|
Deuce
Deuce
|
Since we first met, I thought you were this timid, reserved guy, but…
That couldn’t’ve been farther from the truth. *Chuckle*
|
Epel
Epel
|
Well yeah, Vil always yells at me if my accent slips out. So I try not to open my mouth too much.
I begrudgingly wear that frilly shirt with my uniform because he orders me to too.
|
Deuce
Deuce
|
Huh? On your dorm head’s orders?
You guys don’t have the same level of special rules as Heartslabyul, so why does he make you do that?
|
Epel
Epel
|
That’s because on the day of the entrance ceremony back in September…
|
Flashback Sequence
|
|
Muttering
|
Epel
Epel
|
Everywhere I look, this place is full of vain show-offs that had it easy growing up
I look like this and have been looked down on as delicate and weak, even at home.
Well, I made sure to send anyone who talked crap like that flying, though.
I gotta make sure that I don’t get underestimated here at school too.
|
Vil
Vil
|
Hold it right there, freshman.
|
Epel
Epel
|
Huh? What’s yer problem?
|
Vil
Vil
|
You have some nerve wearing those ceremonial robes that are steeped in tradition so sloppy like that. Button it all the way up to your neck right this instant.
|
Epel
Epel
|
This guy’s…the Pomefiore Dorm Head?
No way I want in to a dorm that’s full of delicate and girly guys like him.
He’s tall and lanky, and looks like a total weakling compared to the Savanaclaw Dorm Head.
|
Vil
Vil
|
Hmm. I thought you didn’t look half bad from far off, but…
Up close I can see that you have an adorable face.
|
Epel
Epel
|
Huh? What’d you just say? Did you say I look like a delicate girl?
Even though you look like a scrawny girl too!
|
Vil
Vil
|
*Sigh* This won’t do at all.
Nothing about you is put together.
|
Epel
Epel
|
What now?
|
Vil
Vil
|
Your appearance, your behavior, nor your way of thinking.
|
Epel
Epel
|
What? I’m gonna make you regret saying that. Come ‘round back!
|
Vil
Vil
|
*Sigh* Why must so many of the students chosen to attend this school be so hot-headed?
But have it your way.
It is also the role of the upperclassmen to teach the freshmen how things are done at Night Raven College.
|
|
Epel
Epel
|
Ack!
What the hell, he’s this strong without using magic!?
|
Vil
Vil
|
Listen up, Little Potato. At this school, the rule is that the weak obey the strong.
It appears that the dormitory selection has yet to place you, but since you lost I’ll have you obey me.
|
Epel
Epel
|
C-Crap…
What’s he gonna make me do!? Hand over all my money? Or make me his errand boy?
|
Vil
Vil
|
First, let’s do something about your slovenly appearance by closing all your shirt buttons.
|
Epel
Epel
|
Huh?
|
Vil
Vil
|
Hurry up!
Next is your belt. I can’t believe you went with such a loose, low waist style even though your legs are by no means long.
“Looks bad” doesn’t even cover it!
|
Squeeze
|
Epel
Epel
|
Urgh! T-Too tight!
|
Vil
Vil
|
Then there’s your hair! How about you give it a good brushing? It’s shaggy and unkempt.
|
Epel
Epel
|
Complain about that all ya like, but I don’ even own a brush.
|
Vil
Vil
|
Lastly is your speech! Speak more politely!
|
Epel
Epel
|
Wh-What!? You gotta problem with the way I talk? Tellin’ me to talk more like a city boy?
|
Vil
Vil
|
Stop trying to put words in my mouth and change what I’m pointing out.
I have no problem with how people talk where you’re from, I’m talking about your attitude.
It’s fine to love your hometown, but you need to be aware of TPO—time, place, occasion.
That isn’t at all how you should talk to someone above you.
|
Epel
Epel
|
Gh, grrr…
|
Vil
Vil
|
At this school, losers don’t have the right to complain.
If you have any rebuttals, save them for after you beat me.
And your response is?
|
Epel
Epel
|
Ghh… Yessir.
|
Vil
Vil
|
Hmph. Only the Dark Mirror knows which dorm you will be sorted into, but…
You better pray with all your might that you don’t come to Pomefiore.
If the days comes that you come before me, the dorm head of Pomefiore, Vil Schoenheit…
I will not allow any sort of behavior like what you displayed today. So be prepared.
Well, get your appearance sorted out like I told you and get back to the entrance ceremony.
|
Epel
Epel
|
D-Dammit…
|