Episode 5-22

Episode 5 - The Beautiful Oppressor
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This story has been fan-translated by Kanade Musings.

This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game.
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Episode 5-22: Training Camp, Start!
– First day of training camp -

Ramshackle Dorm – Foyer
Rook Rook	Bonjour, Yuu-kun and Grim-kun! We shall be in your care for the next month. I look forward to your hospitality.
Grim Grim	I’m only doing this for the tuna, so don’t get your hopes up.
Choice 1: Welcome.		Choice 2: The long-awaited training camp battle has begun…
Vil Vil	My, it is a lot cleaner than I had expected.
Epel Epel	Thank you for having us.
Kalim Kalim	It’s got pretty low ceilings, huh! Looks like my flying carpet wouldn’t even fly properly in here.
Jamil Jamil	(sighs) Do not even think of attempting that here. Yuu, if possible, can you room me with Kalim? If not, a room next to his would do just as fine. Sorry to say, but I doubt that the security here is as good as Scarabia’s.
Kalim Kalim	You’re still a worrywart, huh, Jamil~ I haven’t been targeted in school since the opening ceremony, you know?
Jamil Jamil	It’s not like I’m particularly worried about you. If something happens to you, the blame will be on me as your valet. Keep in mind that just because yesterday was peaceful doesn’t mean that today will be as well.
Ace Ace	Heya.
Deuce Deuce	We’ll be in your care for the month, Yuu. Here’s a little gift from Trey-senpai.
Grim Grim	Hm? I smell something sweet coming from that box…
Ace Ace	It’s chocolate cake and apple pie specially prepared by Trey-senpai~ He said we should at least bring you some housewarming gifts since we’ll be intruding for a while. Seriously, is he a mom? Let’s eat it together later.
Grim Grim	Nyaha! That guy sure knows how to please people, yanno!
Vil Vil	Unfortunately, I shall have to confiscate those treats.
Grim Grim	EH?! Wh-why?!
Vil Vil	Goodness, Trey has not changed at all, I see. He is the type of man who should really be careful about spoiling his partner with too many “good” things.
Grim Grim	W-wait, are you planning on throwing that out just like Riddle did…?! People who waste food are my worst enemies, yanno!?
Vil Vil	Huh? What are you talking about now? I never said anything about throwing it, did I? I have something important to tell you all, so go and gather by the lounge immediately.

Ramshackle Dorm – Lounge
Kalim Kalim	What was it you wanted to talk about, Vil?
Vil Vil	Open your suitcases and show me what’s inside, if you please.
Ace Ace	Eh? Wouldn’t it be better if you did that one-by-one?
Vil Vil	Just open them.
(zipping sounds)
Vil Vil	………It’s as I suspected. Rookie #1 and Rookie #2. What is with all these snacks and carbonated drinks? Cookies, candies, and even chocolate bars!
Deuce Deuce	I kinda get hungry at night, so, um…
Ace Ace	I thought about having midnight snacks with Yuu and the others since we’re all here.
Vil Vil	Kalim, your luggage is filled to the brim with food, too!
Kalim Kalim	For sure! I had Jamil make me some of his specialty dumplings and kanafeh! It’s got nuts, cheese, and fresh cream, too! I brought some to share with everybody~!
Vil Vil	Jamil’s does not have food, but what is with this ridiculously large thing covered with cloth?
Jamil Jamil	It’s a potion and alchemy brewing set I carry around with me to make antidotes in case of an emergency. I had thought it necessary to bring considering your specialty with poisons, Vil-senpai.
Vil Vil	You make me sound so shady… Never mind. Epel, did you bring snacks with you as well?
Epel Epel	Um… Y-yes, but… It’s just a little bit of the dried apples I made myself…
Vil Vil	I’ll allow it as long as you don’t eat too much nuts and other dried fruits. Lastly, Rook. I trust you the most out of these people, but what exactly were you planning by bringing such a thick album?
Rook Rook	Haha, it is but a record of my life’s work. I always carry it around with me, you see? It is very private, so I would be very embarrassed if you open it here…
Vil Vil	Goodness, I have no plans on invading other people’s privacy, don’t worry. Very well… I will be confiscating every single sugary snack and carbonated drinks that you brought!!
All	WHAAAAAAATTTT?!?!
Kalim Kalim	Why? It doesn’t have poison!
Vil Vil	Is poison the only thing that’s in your mind? That’s beyond the point! What did you think this training camp is for? I need to polish each and every one of you so that we will be in perfect condition for the VDC. We only have four more weeks… Indulgent sweets and drinks like these are the number one cause of slacking off. Fatty and spicy foods that can cause skin breakouts are forbidden as well!
Kalim Kalim	WHAT?!
Vil Vil	Do not fret. I have prepared a menu filled with protein that’s also low on calories. I will have you watch your figure from here on out.
Ace Ace	Hah? Isn’t this gonna be bad for our growth spurts?
Vil Vil	Oh, really? Even without “midnight snacking” as you call it, I still managed to grow as tall as 183cm. The only things you need to observe are getting proper nutrition, eating balanced meals, and sleeping properly. If I let you eat whatever you want, you will end up abusing it. It will do you well to remember that.
Ace Ace	Ugh… For real…?
Grim Grim	Hey, we’re not in the selection team, so we can eat what we want, right?
Vil Vil	You can, but do not eat in front of everyone else to avoid stressing them out.
Choice 1: H-how strict…		Choice 2: I understand the logic behind it, but…
Epel Epel	………
Rook Rook	Hahaha! It will be alright, do not worry. We are not making you go on a diet in any way. We are only going to be monitoring what we eat so that we can continue being our best and healthy selves.
Deuce Deuce	A-amazing… People with ambition are really determined…
Vil Vil	(scoffs) This is simply what I would refer to as the basics. It’s nothing to gawk at. Go and put your luggage away so we can immediately begin with lessons.
(~~~♪)
Vil Vil	Oh, it’s from my manager… Did something happen…?