Gathering Prefect!
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Crowley
Crowley
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Then, let our meeting about the October Inter-Dorm Magical Shift Tournament commence.
First, Octavinelle Dorm's Mr. Ashengrotto has an announcement as the manager for the tournament.
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Azul
Azul
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I'm Azul Ashengrotto, the tournament manager. Thank you for your time.
To begin, for the installation of food stalls around the coliseum venue,
all slots for both external enterprises and internal club activities have been filled.
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Kalim
Kalim
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Oh! Very nice! It's going to be super lively.
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Azul
Azul
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Royal guests from every country have all been sent their invitations. General attendance tickets are also selling well.
And applications from TV stations and newspapers are coming in like they do every year.
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Kalim
Kalim
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This tournament is a big deal world wide.
I got super excited for my invitation every year before I came here.
Since you're royalty, you would've gotten one too, right, Leona? Maybe we passed by each other when we were little.
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Leona
Leona
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...Who knows. I don't care.
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Vil
Vil
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I have to make sure my foundation is in perfect form for the jumbotron.
Physical activity means I have to spend that much more time fixing it.
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Riddle
Riddle
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Huh... Pomefiore is the only dorm to take timeouts to fix their makeup.
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Idia
Idia
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How can you all be so proactive about being in front of a bunch of people? Just thinking about it makes me wanna vomit.
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Azul
Azul
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Ahem! Everyone, quiet please.
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Kalim
Kalim
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Ah, sorry 'bout that.
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Azul
Azul
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As soon as every dorm has decided on their player line up, please make sure to submit all the paperwork. If the paperwork is late by even a day...
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Riddle
Riddle
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You'll be disqualified, correct?
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Azul
Azul
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No. I will accept a special processing fee. An express delivery fee, if you will.
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Riddle
Riddle
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Huh... I think making a rule for exceptions like that is in bad form.
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Kalim
Kalim
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Hahaha! I'm grateful for it though!
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Crowley
Crowley
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We're getting very off track.
As for the tournament bracket...I'd like to share an idea.
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Riddle
Riddle
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Idea?
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Crowley
Crowley
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Starting from this tournament, I'd like the dorm head of Diasomnia...
Malleus Draconia, to be inducted into the hall of fame at this time.
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Kalim
Kalim
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Eeh!?
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Leona
Leona
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...What's the meaning of this?
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Crowley
Crowley
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Since Mr. Draconia entered this school, all dorms that have played against Diasomnia have been crushed without scoring a single point.
Diasomnia scored over 100 points, more than 90 percent of which were by him.
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Kalim
Kalim
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True. When we played them last year we couldn't make a single move.
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Idia
Idia
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He's an unparalleled cheat character that completely destroys the game's balance.
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Crowley
Crowley
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This tournament isn't for mere pleasure.
In order to discover the next generation of talent, the world pays attention. Regardless of that,
no matter who their opponent is, any match against Diasomnia is over before even their own players can strut their stuff.
This is an extraordinary exception.
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Idia
Idia
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Aah, I get it. I wither after seeing this development over and over.
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Crowley
Crowley
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To the dorm with many members aiming to join a magical shift pro league, Savanaclaw.
Savanaclaw is a dorm with a history of victories and has never once been below the top three. Even still,
you have lost to Diasomnia in the opening match of the past two tournaments.
This won't leave a strong impression on any scout. And it won't allow for anyone to become a pro.
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Leona
Leona
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...So you're saying that we're just going to get owned again this year?
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Crowley
Crowley
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I'm not saying it because it pleases me.
Anyway, I have already received Mr. Draconia's consent on the matter.
All that's left is your approval as dorm heads.
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Leona
Leona
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Ha, you've underestimated us... Teach.
The thing I hate most in this world is being told, "You will never be number one."
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Crowley
Crowley
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That's not what I'm saying...
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Leona
Leona
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Then what are you saying?
First, in magift, it's not about throwing around physical strength. It's about using your head.
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Kalim
Kalim
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I don't think I could beat Malleus in a battle of wits either.
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Leona
Leona
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Hmph, for you, sure. But not me.
Sure, no one is ever going to beat him in a battle of brawn, but brains should be different.
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Azul
Azul
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Ooh?
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Leona
Leona
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The King of Beasts took his place as king through hard work and wisdom.
Put that thing between your ears to work. Come up with a way to beat that monster!
I bet the whole world would admire whichever team did that.
Are you really going to pass up a once in a lifetime opportunity?
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Vil
Vil
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Even you say smart things sometimes. I also think your idea is nonsense, Headmaster.
Excluding those with talent. Isn't that just your unconscious bias showing?
I hate things like that.
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Riddle
Riddle
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I agree with Vil on this.
Also, as a wizard, I have no intention of throwing in the towel before the battle has even begun.
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Leona
Leona
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I want the whole world to see that aloof bastard's face contort in frustration.
Just thinking about it, I could start humming. Y'know?
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Azul
Azul
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Fu fu. Imagine how high the ratings would be.
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Kalim
Kalim
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Mmhmm mmhmm. We shouldn't exclude others.
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Idia
Idia
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Eh, what's happening here? Am I the only one who thinks letting him in the hall of fame is fine?
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Leona
Leona
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There you have it, teach. We won't be letting Malleus in the hall of fame.
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Crowley
Crowley
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My goodness... Fine, understood.
However, if the same situation occurs this year, he will be entered into the hall of fame next year.
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Leona
Leona
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Do whatever you want.
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Azul
Azul
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That brings us to the end of today's meeting. Everyone, please don't forget to turn in your paperwork.
I myself don't mind if you forget though... Fufufu.
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Vil
Vil
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By the way, today's dorm head meeting... Did we forget to tell Malleus about it again?
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All
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Ah!
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Heartslabyul Resident A
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It's almost time to decide who's playing in the magical shift tournament, huh.
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Heartslabyul Resident B
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Have you thought of any spells to appeal to the dorm head?
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Heartslabyul Resident A
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Of course I did! I showed it to Mr. Crewel earlier and got his approval.
I'm excited to show it too... Ah whoooaaa!!!
Oooww... crap it hurts!
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Heartslabyul Resident B
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H-hey! Why are you jumping around on the stairs all of the sudden?
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Heartslabyul Resident A
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My leg... hurts...!
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Heartslabyul Resident B
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What!? Let's get you to the infirmary!
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Shishishishishi~♪
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