Episode 1-28

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This story has been fan-translated by Shel_BB, and proofread by okaykei (JP), and sonic-nancy-fan (EN).

This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game.
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Episode 1-28: Heartslabyul Finale!

Heartslabyul Dorm – Tea Garden
Several Days Later
Heartslabyul Resident A	Make way for our great leader! The Crimson Ruler! Dorm Leader Riddle!
Heartslabyul Residents	Dorm Head Riddle! Hip hip hooray!
Riddle Riddle	The roses are red, and the tablecloths are white. A perfect Unbirthday Party. Very good. You made sure the dormouse is...ah. Actually, it really doesn't matter.
Trey Trey	You don't have to change everything right away. Instead of putting jam on the mouse's nose, try putting it on a scone. Change your thinking from, "This absolutely must be here," to, "It would be nice to have it." Sound good?
Riddle Riddle	Yeah, you’re right.
Ace Ace	Uughh. In the end, we had to handle getting the garden cleaned up and all the prep work.
Deuce Deuce	Come on, now. Dorm Leader making a full recovery is the most important thing.
Cater Cater	The garden is looking really photogenic, so I'm super satisfied.
Grim Grim	Yeah! I'm ready to eat all this food!
Cater Cater	Okay! In that case, let's…
Riddle Riddle	Just a moment!
Cater Cater	What?
Riddle Riddle	Those white roses…
Ace Ace	Oh, crap! Did we miss some?!
Cater Cater	Ahhhh, Acey, Deucey, didn't I tell you to make sure you got them all?!
Deuce Deuce	This is our fault!?
Trey Trey	Ri-Riddle, this…
Choice 1: Please avert your eyes!		Choice 2: Are we doing this again...!?
Riddle Riddle	...Kidding. I'm not going to punish you for one or two roses.
Cater Cater	R-Really!? You're being so lenient!
Riddle Riddle	It'll go faster if we work together.
Ace Ace	You still want them painted!?
Trey Trey	Don't worry about it. But really...yeah. You have changed, Riddle.
Grim Grim	I can't wait another second! Let's get this painting stuff over with and party!
Riddle Riddle	Then everyone, are you ready?
Rhythmic

Heartslabyul Dorm – Tea Garden
Ace Ace	How did your apology tart come along?
Riddle Riddle	I-I baked it, don't worry. This. I made this strawberry tart.
Trey Trey	It looks good. The shape needs a little work, but you've spent the time glazing the strawberries to give them a nice shine. This is great work for your first time.
Ace Ace	Aaaand there's Trey straight into doting on him. Let's give them some space and get to the taste testing ourselves.
Cater Cater	I wanna take a pic of this ultra rare tart, so hold off on cutting it! ...Okay!
Ace Ace	He never changes either... Let's dig in. ...Nom!
Grim Grim	...Nom!
Deuce Deuce	...Hngh!?
Trey & Cater Trey & Cater	This tart is...
All	SALTY!!!!
Riddle Riddle	What!?
Ace Ace	The hell is this?! What do you even do to make it this salty?! Did you grab the ocean and just shove it in or something?!
Riddle Riddle	I carefully measured all the ingredients, and I made it all according to the rules. There shouldn't be anything wron-... Ah! Is it perhaps because I added oyster sauce?
Deuce Deuce	Cough... Are you referring to that Walrus oyster sauce that Trey used as a joke?
Riddle Riddle	Trey used to say that all good tarts have it even if it's not in the recipe as a secret ingredient...
Ace Ace	Blegh, there's no way! Use your brain a little and you'll realize it was a joke!
Choice 1: To be fair, you fell for it, too.		Choice 2: I'm not ready for the new age of strawberries plus oyster sauce.
Cater Cater	But this goes beyond secret ingredient levels. How much did you add?
Riddle Riddle	I-I mean, if you just say "a suitable amount" without giving me precise measurements, what am I supposed to do?
Trey Trey	...Pfft, ahaha! I never thought there would be someone who took that joke seriously... Ahahaha!
Riddle Riddle	...Aha, ahaha, so true. What an idiot I am. Ahahaha!
Deuce Deuce	Haha, it's so bad it makes you laugh.
Ace Ace	Honestly, laughing it off is all we can really do now. Haha.
Grim Grim	But, now I think it's good in its own way.
Cater Cater	Oh, I totally get you. It's not as bad as you think.
Deuce Deuce	Cater, your palette is just as crazy as Grim's!
Cater Cater	Nah, I'm not as bad as him.
Trey Trey	This tart isn't so bad because it isn't sweet…right?
Cater Cater	Huh?
Trey Trey	Cater, you hate sweets.
Choice 1: But didn't you come to try the mont blanc?		Choice 2: Is that true?
Cater Cater	Wh—I… Huh? Trey, how do you know that? I've never told anyone about my aversion to sweets.
Trey Trey	You pretty often have me change the flavor of any cakes you eat by using my Doodle Suit as a topic of conversation, right? You never show it, but I'd had a feeling for a while that you didn't like sweets.
Cater Cater	Ah… So I'd been found out, huh? This is so embarrassing… I'd been thinking this with the whole incident with Riddle, but your habit of not saying what you're thinking really isn't great.
Trey Trey	I'll cook up some quiche for the next Unbirthday Party.
Cater Cater	How kind of you. …Make it as photogenic as your usual cakes, okay?
Chenya Chenya	Humm hmm hmm. Trey's sweets are always purr-fect. Nom, munch munch.
Riddle Riddle	Chenya! What're you doing here!?
Chenya Chenya	Hnh? I came to celebrate the Unbirthday Party. Congrats, Riddle.
Riddle Riddle	The Unbirthday Party is a Heartslabyul tradition. You don't have anything to do with it.
Chenya Chenya	Neither do those guys, right?
Grim Grim	Ah, you! You're the guy from before with the cat puns! Oh yeah, you never did tell us what dorm you're from.
Trey Trey	He's from Night Raven College's long standing rival, Royal Sword Academy.
Deuce Deuce	What?! He's from a completely different school?!
Ace Ace	Freaking Royal Sword Academy!?
Choice 1: So there's other schools of magic.		Choice 2: The name is so cool!
Heartslabyul Resident A	Did they just say Royal Sword Academy!?
Heartslabyul Resident B	One of those stuck up assholes is here!?
Heartslabyul Resident E	What!? Where! We'll toss them out!!
Chenya Chenya	Oops. Well, I got my tart so it's time for me to scurry on home. Hum hmm hmmm.
Heartslabyul Resident A	Ah, he got away!
Heartslabyul Resident B	After him!
Grim Grim	They got so aggressive all of a sudden.
Riddle Riddle	A large percentage of Night Raven College students view Royal Sword Academy as their enemy.
Trey Trey	That's what 100 years of losing does to you…
Cater Cater	No more gloomy talk! We're celebrating! Let's enjoy our Unbirthday Party today!
Grim Grim	Nyaha! I'm gonna eat until I burst! Happy Unbirthday Party!

Savanaclaw Dorm – Leona’s Room
Ruggie Ruggie	Maaaan, I'm so jealous. Those Heartslabyul guys are having a party with a huge feast. Sure would be nice if Savanaclaw just happened to have a stomach-bursting tradition like that.
Leona Leona	Hmph... What's so fun about a party where all you do is eat cake and cookies under the afternoon sun? Disgusting. That aside, Ruggie, how is that coming along?
Ruggie Ruggie	You just leave it all to me. Things are coming along smoothly. Shishishi!
Leona Leona	We have our chance while those guys waste away their time drinking tea. That cocky Malleus, too. He better be ready...