An Unfunny Joke
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——3 days after Deuce and Idia made their deal
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Idia
Idia
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…S-Sir Deuce? What’d you just say?
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Deuce
Deuce
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Like I said…
I collected all the Wishing Stars I was supposed to.
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Idia
Idia
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Hah…?
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Ortho
Ortho
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Deuce Spade and Big Brother were each supposed to have collected more than 150 stars by performance day…
So the amount you agreed on should be at about 300.
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Idia
Idia
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H-Hold on! You collected that many? In only three days?
This joke is so unfunny I can’t even laugh. You’re even lying to me now ‘cause you want me to play the drum so bad…
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Deuce
Deuce
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I’m not lying! Take a look yourself!
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Idia
Idia
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Huh? I-It’s legit…?
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Trey
Trey
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Yeah, Deuce really did collect all the Wishing Stars he needed to. I checked.
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Ortho
Ortho
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Amazing… That’s amazing, Deuce Spade! How did you manage to collect them all in such a short period of time?
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Deuce
Deuce
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Well, I spent all my free time going to see every student I could find.
I ran into a little trouble at times since there were people who didn’t work with me at first…
But as a Stargazer, I just took desperate measures for the Star Send-Off.
…Now, it’s time for you to keep your end of the bargain, Shroud.
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Idia
Idia
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About that… uhh… oh!
On top of collecting my portion of the Wishing Stars, didn’t you say you’d perfect your dance too?
‘Cause if you didn’t get that done, then I’m not going to——
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Trey
Trey
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I guess you never saw us during class, Idia.
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Idia
Idia
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Huh…?
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Trey
Trey
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Deuce has made substantial progress with his dance.
You could even say he’s just nearly perfected it.
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Idia
Idia
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…H-Hm. I see.
(I seriously didn’t think Sir Deuce would work this hard to get here.)
(Why is he so desperate for this one school event? …Although…)
(Ortho seems to be really hyped for this too. I probably… can’t pull this off anymore.)
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Deuce
Deuce
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Shroud!
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Ortho
Ortho
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Big Brother!
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Idia
Idia
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…A-Alright.
I’ll play the drums under the Big Tree on performance day… I’ll do it, alright!?
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Deuce
Deuce
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S-Seriously?
Th-Thank god!
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Option 1: All your hard work paid off!
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Option 2: It’s because you never gave up!
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Deuce
Deuce
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Thank you, Shroud!!
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Ortho
Ortho
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Big Brother…
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Trey
Trey
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Nice job, Deuce.
Now all three Stargazers are going to perform in the ritual.
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Deuce
Deuce
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Yeah!
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Trey
Trey
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I bet the Headmaster will be overjoyed too.
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Crowley
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Everyone~!
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Grim
Grim
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Hm? Isn’t that the Headmaster coming towards us?
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Trey
Trey
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Oh, perfect timing. That saved us the trouble of having to go tell him ourselves.
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Deuce
Deuce
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Headmaster! Shroud is going to play the drums at the ritual!!
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Crowley
Crowley
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What did you say? Idia Shroud is going to participate? That’s wonderful news!
Ohh~ Despite what I told you, I was so sure it wasn’t going to actually happen.
I can hardly wait for the Star Send-Off~
…Well, that’s what I’d like to say. But unfortunately, something has come up…
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Trey
Trey
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What is it?
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Crowley
Crowley
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A while ago, I checked several weather forecasts on the news for next week.
And it looks like we’ll be having heavy rainfall around this area on performance day. We’re also expecting thunder. It’s horrible weather.
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Deuce
Deuce
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S-So… does that mean the ritual is canceled…?
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Crowley
Crowley
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The way things are going, it might have to be.
I can’t expose my students to dangerous circumstances.
With this awful weather, you can’t expect the reporters to get coverage on us either…
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Deuce
Deuce
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No…!
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Crowley
Crowley
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Of course, I feel for all of you, who have been working hard practicing everyday.
I don’t want to give up this chance to get famou—I mean, I don’t want to give up on our traditional ritual!
Whether we cancel it right now, or wait until performance day hoping the weather will clear up…
Ah, I don’t know what to do!
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Deuce
Deuce
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Why don’t we wait until performance day before deciding whether to cancel?
I don’t want to give up either. I’ll keep practicing for the ritual until the last day.
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Crowley
Crowley
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Are you sure? Even if all your work will be thrown to waste if we end up canceling?
You’re still going to keep getting ready for it?
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Deuce
Deuce
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I don’t want to regret it on performance day if I stop practicing now.
So I’ll keep going at it.
Let’s do our best, Clover, Shroud!
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Trey
Trey
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Hmm… I don’t think blindly working at something is the most rational thing to do…
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Idia
Idia
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I’m in full agreement with Sir Trey! That is a very adult opinion!
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Deuce
Deuce
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But…
I don’t believe we’ll ever get the opportunity to be Stargazers again while we’re in school.
So as long as there’s a slight chance the weather might be clear, as slim as it is…
I want to do the best I can, so that I don’t regret this.
Please!
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Trey
Trey
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Hmm…
Well, Deuce does have a point there. If the weather ends up being clear on performance day, we’d have to do our dance without fully getting ready for it.
And I’m sure the dorm leader would have it be off with all of our heads if that were to happen.
Alright, Deuce. I’m with you.
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Idia
Idia
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Wha—!? Sir Trey might agree with you, but I’m in complete opposition!
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Trey
Trey
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Hey, Idia. I thought you lost your bet with Deuce.
So you don’t have the right to refuse.
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Idia
Idia
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HAH!?
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Ortho
Ortho
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Trey Clover is right, Big Brother.
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Idia
Idia
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I-I can’t believe it… That was the only hope I had left…
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Ortho
Ortho
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When you’re playing fighting games online, you’re always saying…
"Losers have no right acting cocky! Gyahaha!" If you’d like, I could replay a voice clip?
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Idia
Idia
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H-Hngh… Okay… I’ll do it… alright…!?
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Deuce
Deuce
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Clover, Shroud… and Ortho too. Thank you all!
Let’s keep it up till performance day!
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Crowley
Crowley
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Ohh~ All of you are exemplar students! With that said, we’ll save the discussion of canceling the ritual for performance day.
Keep up the good work~!
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Ortho
Ortho
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……
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Grim
Grim
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Ortho? What’s up?
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Ortho
Ortho
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I tried simulating the movements of small clouds above campus using my weather radar.
Like the Headmaster said, it looks like a huge thunderhead will be passing over here on the performance day.
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Deuce
Deuce
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But that’s only a simulation, right? We still don’t know what will actually happen.
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Ortho
Ortho
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Right. But it’s strange… No matter how careful my forecast is, the chances of the weather being clear are so slim, and yet…
My simulation keeps showing Big Brother and everyone else doing the Star Send-Off ritual under a sky filled with stars.
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Trey
Trey
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Ortho…
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Deuce
Deuce
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In the legend of Wish Upon A Star, a miracle happened to a wooden puppet and he became a real boy.
If we believe, I’m sure the weather will be clear!
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Ortho
Ortho
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Yeah… I hope we can do the Star Send-Off together with Big Brother.
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Idia
Idia
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……
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