Scary Monsters! ~Screaming Halloween Show~/Story/Episode 3-2

This story has been fan-translated by okaykei, and proofread by Kazy (JP), and Ryomi (EN).

This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game.
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Episode 3-2: If Only This Was All a Dream
Vil	Th-There's no way…
Cater	I'm not dreaming, right?
Jade	I cannot fault you for doubting the sight is real.
Crowley	The statues of the Great Seven are…

Main Street
Crowley Crowley	The statues of the Great Seven have all been knocked down! Wh-Who would even think of doing such a terrible thing to the statues of such reverent figures?!
Ghost A Ghost A	They were already knocked over when we went on our morning patrol…
Jack Jack	So we don't even know who the culprit is?!
Cater Cater	… …Mmkay, found them ♪
Crowley Crowley	What?
Cater Cater	Look at this post on Magicam. "We're the Great Seven ☆ #Emotional #SoMajestic! #HelloNRC #HappyHalloween"
Crowley Crowley	Th-Th-This is…?! Why are there people standing where the Great Seven statues used to be?!
Cater Cater	They probably shoved aside the statues that were in the way of them pretending to be the Great Seven. They even went to the lengths of posing just like them! It's impressive, in a way.
Deuce Deuce	How did you find the culprits so quick?
Cater Cater	I just looked up "Great Seven" and "Halloween" on Magicam and it was one of the first results. Judging from the time it was posted and how dark the surroundings are, they probably snuck in during the night.
Lilia Lilia	Do they even realize they're admitting to a crime? These Magicam Monsters really have no understanding that what they're doing is bad.
Crowley Crowley	This… This is… This is so horribly devastating… Such a thing has never happened in my whole time of being headmaster! To think a day would come that I would have to witness the statue of the Fairest Queen face-down on the ground like this. Ohh, if only this really was all a terrible dream.
Vil Vil	… I knew of the Fairest Queen since before I could even read. My father read picture books to me that told of all of her accomplishments. The Queen's assiduous spirit was what allowed me to get to where I am today. Seeing that be completely trampled upon… I can't even find the words!
Kalim Kalim	I'm the same. The Sorcerer of the Sands was smart and always helped those in need. I've been working hard every day to become as reliable a person as he was!
Idia Idia	Honestly, is there even anyone at this school that doesn't look up to the Great Seven in some way? There isn't, right? And yet, they messed up the statues and ran away. They shouldn't be surprised if they get what's coming for them.
Azul Azul	If only those people had even a drop of the Sea Witch's compassion. This is unforgivable.
Grim Grim	They're all in shock from this. They did say our school was filled with people who look up to the cool Great Seven, after all, so I guess it makes sense…
All	…
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Trein Trein	This is horrible…
Ace Ace	Are you kidding me on?! The last time something happened, they just got a little burnt! We didn't knock the whole thing over!
Grim Grim	Oh, it's the teachers and the other non-committee members.
Trein Trein	Knocking down the statues of such revered figures… This is a disgrace to the face of our own school!
Crewel Crewel	Which stray thought it smart to knock over such precious statues of the Great Seven?!
Vargas Vargas	You'd need some impressive muscles to knock down statues made completely of stone… We must find and capture such a dangerous criminal!
Ace Ace	Yeah! Drag the culprit out already!
Sebek Sebek	Let's show them just what happens if you dare look down upon Night Raven College!
chatter chatter
Ghost A Ghost A	The culprit…