Scary Monsters! ~Screaming Halloween Show~/Story/Episode 1-23

This story has been fan-translated by okaykei, and proofread by Kazy (JP), and sonic-nancy-fan (EN).

This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game.
DO NOT REPOST ANY TRANSLATIONS FROM THIS WIKI.

Episode 1-23: Even Easier Than Spinning Yarn

Main Street
Trein Trein	Wait, Professor Crewel. What are you planning to do with that whip?
Crewel Crewel	Need you even ask? I'm about to teach them the meaning of common sense.
Trein Trein	Do you intend to use magic on commoners?!
Crewel Crewel	Don't worry, I won't let them come to any harm.
Trein Trein	That isn't the problem here. There's no telling what the world would say if it got out a mage used magic against a regular human.
Crewel Crewel	If I don't use it now, then when should I? This is for their safety, as well!
Trein Trein	Then help them with wind magic when they slip. Even if it's for their safety, if you act before there is any noticeable reason to, they can come back at us with all sorts of complaints.
Crewel Crewel	…A teacher's role is to lead the younger generation in the right direction, I thought?
Trein Trein	The only people we should be teaching are the students of Night Raven College. In any case, please stop such careless actions before you tarnish the name of our school.
Crewel Crewel	Tch. You're way too hard-headed…
Trein Trein	Did you say something?
Crewel Crewel	No? I didn't say a word.
Vargas Vargas	Hmm. Those two never see eye-to-eye, do they?
Sam Sam	Prof. Trein's both a veteran and conservative in his ways while Crewel's young and wild. Kinda natural they'd clash here and there.
Vargas Vargas	I do think they're both good teachers, but…they're both overlooking the most important thing!
Sam Sam	Hm?
Vargas Vargas	The most important thing is…muscles! Just come to a conclusion through your muscles!
Staff	…
Vil Vil	The professors seem to be struggling to find an appropriate plan of action. Headmaster, what should we do?
Crowley Crowley	Um… Ummmmm… Calm down, Professors! And…all of you climbing the trees, as well! Get down from there this instant! If you don't…
Guests	If we don't?
Crowley Crowley	…The school's security system will detect you as a dangerous person and throw you all out!
Crewel Crewel	Security system…?
Trein Trein	Did we have something of the sort?
Crowley Crowley	Yes, we do! Seeing how crowded this Halloween was getting, I worked to get it installed yesterday! The moment it detects anyone committing a dangerous act, the security system will activate. Our safety measures are immaculate!
Man A	Wow, Night Raven College has a security system? They're something else!
Man B	Good job gettin' A+ security, Head Honcho!
Woman C	Theeen, if we're not going so far we're getting thrown out, we're not crossing any lines, right? Let's push it as much as we can then!
Crowley Crowley	…Ah. Committee members, I have something to talk to you about. Please come here a moment.
Vil Vil	Talk to us about what? If we leave them alone, the security system will deal with them, no? Since the problem's dealt with, I'd appreciate if you would let us go back to our stations.
Crowley Crowley	There's no way such a useful security system exists!
Students	HUH?!
Crowley Crowley	SHHH! You're so loud. Everyone else will hear you! Of course I couldn't have predicted it would all turn out like this. All of what I just said was a load of hogwash.
Idia Idia	Then how you gonna get rid of those party animals?
Lilia Lilia	Kufufu, I believe I have an idea of what you intend to do.
Crowley Crowley	At this rate, their disruptive behaviour will only get worse. While I distract the Magicam Monsters and Professor Trein… I want all of you to use your magic and get the troublesome visitors out of the school without being caught!
Cater Cater	Are you kidding?! You're making us basically break the rules?!
Malleus Malleus	Does that matter? At least it'll be over with quick. I just need to blast them out of the school, right? Even easier than spinning yarn.
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Crowley Crowley	Aaah, Mr. Draconia! Don't go all out. If you do, you'll end up blowing the whole school apart! And the same goes for the rest of you! Do not injure the guests. Whether the cause is falling from a tree or magic, if there are any casualties, it'll be on the school. You can maybe use a little levitation magic to nudge them out the school. Something that won't get you caught.
Malleus Malleus	Hm… I understand. I'll do what I can.