Scary Monsters! ~Screaming Halloween Show~/Story/Episode 1-22

This story has been fan-translated by okaykei, and proofread by Kazy (JP), and sonic-nancy-fan (EN).

This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game.
DO NOT REPOST ANY TRANSLATIONS FROM THIS WIKI.

Episode 1-22: What Is Going On Here!?

Lecture Hall
Sam Sam	Could I get you and some of your little Halloween Committee imps to come with me?
Vil Vil	Alright. Third years, come with me. It's almost ten. That means the campus is opening to the guests. First and second years, head back to your stamp rally venues. Do ensure you don't offend the guests.
Epel Epel	Okay! Please leave it to us.
Lilia Lilia	Though I must ask, what could this "beef," so to speak, be?
Malleus Malleus	You really think you can just order me around…
Vil Vil	You're a member of the committee. Dealing with trouble is in the job description.
Cater Cater	Weeell, when there's this many people, you've gotta be ready for one or two troubles here and there.
Crowley Crowley	No need to worry. As the headmaster, I will deal with it calmly and efficiently. Hahaha! Happy Halloween!

Main Street
Crowley Crowley	Wh-What is going on here?!
Trein Trein	You over there! Get down from that apple tree immediately!
Man A	Okay, okay! I'll get down the second I'm done.
Man B	It won't take long, promise. Guy up top's known in our homeland for being a famous tree climber! …Just kidding. I made that up right now. Haha!
Vil Vil	The Halloween guests are climbing all over the apple trees…
Malleus Malleus	And the onlookers below seem to have no intention of stopping them.
Sam Sam	Everything got to this point before we knew it.
Crowley Crowley	B-But why would anyone need to climb a tree?!
Man B	Our friend's about to take a totes emotional pic! Look forward to it! You go, man!
Crowley Crowley	Pic?
Woman C	Yeah! A picture from above the Great Seven would look so super cool!
Cater Cater	Ahh, I see what's going on here…
Crewel Crewel	The apple is the school tree of Night Raven College. I demand you cease being rough with them.
Vargas Vargas	It's too reckless to climb a tree like that with such weak upper arm muscles and grip strength! You could easily fall!
Man A	Wha…? Hey, things suddenly got super serious…
Guests	… …... Damn, you go, NRC profs! whistle
Applause
Trein Trein	W-What?! Why are they clapping?
Woman C	Cause you're, like, mega kind! Darn, I can feel myself tearing up. I might actually cry.
Man A	Were you worrying for me and the apples?! Yo! Model of a professor!
Man B	Alriiight, then for these kind, benevolent teachers… we gotta get the perfect picture and do the perfect advertising!
Staff	What?!
Trein Trein	That isn't what we meant. We're telling you to get down from the trees!
Man B	Ah, that moment a bit ago was like so emotional. Can I take a pic of you and put it up on Magicam?
Flash!
Man B	#NRCisthebest! #Thankstothekindprofs #Applestreasuredtoo♡ #BestHalloween Send!
Woman C	Hey, Prof, you're so pretty! You might go viral, you know?! Actually, hey, aren't those kids in costume behind them pretty great, too?
Man B	I get you, girl! Can I get a quick shot? I wanna upload it to Magicam!
Flash! chatter chatter
Lilia Lilia	They're all so excited. Even Trein's having trouble with them, and the bad boys are usually the ones who fear him.
Idia Idia	These…are literally all the kinds of people I don't want speaking even a single word to me.
Trein Trein	Th-They aren't even listening… Are they not even aware of the trouble they're causing? I've never seen such a self-centered crowd of people before. Even Monsters are easier to talk to!
Cater Cater	Monsters, you say? Perfect example from a perfect literature teacher! Everyone here only has the idea of taking fun pictures to upload to Magicam in their heads. So if I were gonna tag them with anything, it would probably be "#MagicamMonsters."
Vil Vil	That's an appropriate tag, Cater.
Crewel Crewel	Quit it with your #MagicamMonsters business. If all you can think about is the food placed in front of you, you're not just a bad dog, you're a starving stray. It's time for their training.