Scary Monsters! ~Screaming Halloween Show~/Story/Episode 5-2

This story has been fan-translated by okaykei, and proofread by Shel_BB (JP), and Starly (EN).

This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game.
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Episode 5-2: …You Would Like to Take a Picture With Me?
Halloween Week - Day 7

Ramshackle Dorm
Crowley Crowley	Wh-What is this?!
Child A	Mister! Do that again!
Lilia Lilia	As you wish, my dear. Close your eyes… Now open them. Gaoooo! I'm a big, scary Long! Little children like you get gobbled up from the head first! How was that? Was that scary?
Child A	It was funny, but you weren't even a little teeny-weeny bit scary!
Lilia Lilia	Oh my, is that so? Seems we'll have to bring it a step further then, won't we?
Silver Silver	Father!
Sebek Sebek	Master Lilia, your "step further" is far too much for the children!
Lilia Lilia	Do you think so?
Sebek Sebek	Small humans! I assume you are enjoying Halloween.
Child A	Yup, it's really really fun! Halloween's never been this fun for me before!
Lilia Lilia	Kufufu, I see… Then I'm happy, as well! Happy Halloween! Gaoooo!
Malleus Malleus	…You would like to take a picture with me?
Man A	Yes, please! Your costume is so well-made, I'd like a photo to remember it by.
Malleus Malleus	Look at this foolish human wanting to take a picture with me.
Man A	Huh?
Malleus Malleus	You really jumped into the dragon's den of your own accord. Should you really want to be burned to a crisp with my fire, then take a step forward!
Man A	E-Eek!
Malleus Malleus	…Why are you tensing up? This is where you laugh. I performed my imitation of the Long as I discussed with Lilia and the other dorm students, but… was I maybe not intimidating enough?
Man A	What? Th-That was a joke?! Gosh, I was so scared… I really thought you were going to burn me to a crisp!
Malleus Malleus	Don't be daft. Do I really look like such a rude man? I have no reason to rain lightning down on those who are polite. Now, let us take that picture together.
Man A	Ah, yes! Thank you so much!
Malleus Malleus	Happy Halloween.
Ghost A Ghost A	If you want to take a picture, please line up here!
Ghost B Ghost B	Single file, please! Don't skip now.
Woman A	We really get the chance to take a picture with the ghosts!
Woman B	I can't wait 'til it's our turn! What kind of pose should we go with?
Grim Grim	Hey, I'll teach you the coolest of cool poses! Just follow me, the greatest mage of all time! Fgnyaaaaa!
Woman A & B	So cute!
Grim Grim	Grr… I'm cool, not cute… …Well, at least it's better than being chased around. I'll let you off today. And anyway, today's Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
Trein Trein	Everywhere we go, there are no Magicam Monsters in sight…
Crewel Crewel	Both the visitors and the students are enjoying Halloween.
Sam Sam	Man, what a sight this is! Why bother bein' a downer when you can just be an upper instead?
Vargas Vargas	I went around to check the other dorms as well, and their stamp rallies seem to be going smoothly.
Crowley Crowley	Peace has returned to our great school! … Professors. Please go around to each dorm, and bring the student representatives of the Halloween Committee. I have something I want to say to them all.