Scary Monsters! ~Endless Halloween Night~/Story/Episode 3-15

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Episode 3-15: How Much More Pathetic Can I Be…?

The Other Dimension - Bizarre Staircase
Sebek Sebek	Hmph! How dare you waste our time like this?!
Deuce Deuce	Eek! sob Living humans are way scarier than ghosts! I'm going home to Mama!
whooosh…
Trey Trey	D-Deuce?
Deuce Deuce	Mmm… Trey, sir? What's wrong?
Trey Trey	Oh, Deuce, thank goodness! You're back to normal, right?!
Deuce Deuce	Ugh, there's something stuck to my eyes. They're all crispy… And around my nose and my mouth, too! What is this?!
Sebek Sebek	Tears, snot and drool, I'd imagine.
Deuce Deuce	Huh? What are you talking about?
Trey Trey	Listen carefully, Deuce. You…

Deuce Deuce	E-Everyone from school was kidnapped, and now Halloween won't end? And then…I was crying for my mom?! I have no memory of anything since going to bed last night!
Sebek Sebek	Hmph. You were all, "Mama! Mama!" How pathetic.
Deuce Deuce	There's no way I'd do something like that!
Sebek Sebek	Heh heh, this is why humans are so spoiled. "Waaaaaaaah, Mamaaaaa! Help meeeee!"
Deuce Deuce	Is that meant to be an imitation of me or something?!
Trey Trey	Hey, quit it, Sebek. And stop taking his bait, Deuce. We know that wasn't actually you.
Rook Rook	There was that white fuzzy smoke that left your body just before you turned back to normal. That was almost certainly a ghost. Monsieur Spade was no doubt taken over by a ghost that just really loved its maman!
Deuce Deuce	Huh?! I was taken over by a ghost?! Ugh, how much more pathetic can I be…? I even have Sebek laughing at me! You damned ghosts, thinkin' you can make a fool outta me… I'll beat you all up 'til you can't even float! Gonna crash your crappy Halloween party whether you want me to or not, you assholes!
Trey Trey	D-Don't go too wild, okay?
Rook Rook	From one to three, and then from three to four… Ahh, this feels far safer than before. I'm sure there's nothing to be afraid of so long as we all stick together!