Scary Monsters! ~Screaming Halloween Show~/Story/Episode 1-16

This story has been fan-translated by okaykei, and proofread by Kazy (JP), and sonic-nancy-fan (EN).

This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game.
DO NOT REPOST ANY TRANSLATIONS FROM THIS WIKI.

Episode 1-16: Trick or Treat!

Front Gate
Floyd Floyd	Jaaaade~
Jade Jade	Oh my, Floyd. You've brought quite the crowd with you.
Floyd Floyd	Here. This little fishie was lookin' for you.
Jade Jade	For me?
Child	Yes. I collected all seven stamps!
Jade Jade	I understand now. You were participating in the stamp rally. Then may I see your stamp card? …Wonderful! All the stamps are here, plain as day. Then may I hear the password?
Child	Of course! Trick or treat!
Jade Jade	The password has been correctly stated.
Grim Grim	Trucks are treats? What does that even mean?
Ace Ace	Trick or treat, ya dolt. Basically, "I'll play a trick on you if you don't give me a treat."
Grim Grim	Is that a threat…?
Jamil Jamil	No. It's just a set phrase people say when enjoying Halloween.
Ace Ace	Have you never heard the story about how if you give treats to ghosts tricking people on Halloween, they'll leave?
Grim Grim	I think Lilia was saying something about that.
Ace Ace	Trick or treat is a phrase that was left over from that legend. If you dress up as a monster and go around your neighbourhood saying trick or treat, you get a ton of sweets.
Grim Grim	What?! I've never heard of an incantation that's so useful before!
Ace Ace	Right? I remember when I was a kid and I was going around with my brother, we'd go round the neighbourhood three whole times.
Jamil Jamil	The story of Halloween differs a bit depending on race and region, but strangely, the one thing that every race has in common, is that one phrase.
Floyd Floyd	And that's why we're usin' it as the password for the stamp rally.
Jade Jade	Here you are, miss. A present for doing your best to gather all those stamps.
Child	Yaaay, I got a treat! Thank you, mister!
Jade Jade	Make sure to go home and show it to the adults first before eating it. It would be terrible if you happened to be allergic. Can you promise me?
Child	Yeah, I promise! Thank you, misters. Can I come back to play again?
Jamil Jamil	Sure. Halloween Week's only just started.
Jade Jade	Please come by with all of your friends.
Floyd Floyd	Just do whatever ya want. Bye-byeeee~
Child	step step step step
Ace Ace	…You all kinda seem used to dealing with kids.
Floyd Floyd	Why wouldn't we be?
Jamil Jamil	We did do something similar last year, as well. I'm sure you'll end up getting used to it, too.
Ace Ace	That so… To be honest, I actually kinda started thinkin' to myself that dealing with people from outside the school for a whole week would just be a pain. But giving it more thought… …getting to experience something like this once a year might not be so bad. Besides, the amount of homework the teachers give us during Halloween Week is so much less!
Jade Jade	chuckle That is certainly true. I do adore a Halloween in which I'm surrounded by the smiling faces of our customers.
Jamil Jamil	None of that sounded innocent…
Grim Grim	Hey, enough of that for now. I'm getting hungry.
Ace Ace	Then how about we all grab a bite to eat? Is that alright?
Jamil Jamil	…You just want to leech lunch off us, don't you?
Ace Ace	Whaaat? You're so mean. I just wanna go eat with the seniors I look up to so much! There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
Jamil Jamil	Jeez, you really get ahead of yourself way too much…
Floyd Floyd	What do you wanna do, Jade?
Jade Jade	It is almost time for my break, so I shall accompany you.
Jamil Jamil	Then let's go. Yuu, hurry up or we'll leave you behind.

Main Street
Grim Grim	We were talking for so long after we ate, it got dark before I knew it. We've been walking around so much today, I'm pooped. Let's get back to the dorm already.